Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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