their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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