He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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