Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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