do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
