apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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