You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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