have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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