Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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