In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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