i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
