He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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