Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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