Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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