scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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