Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Randomize
