spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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