They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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