do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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