I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Randomize
