Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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