if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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