no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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