I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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