This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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