So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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