Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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