There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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