i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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