Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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