What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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