problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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