So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
A bitchslap is in order.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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