ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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