I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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