I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
wow bdsm is so cute
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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