that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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