Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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