I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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