So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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