: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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