For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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