why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
