We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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