I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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