how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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