I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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