Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Will you blow on my dice?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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