I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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