She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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